gaydicks420:

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

untapped aesthetic: surrealist jock

a varsity jacket but it has three arms and it’s melting

your football shoulder pads have grass growing out of them and they constantly hum

you shove nerds not into lockers, but into other planes of existence. your football is always singing, singing, singing. the astroturf changes colors beneath you, and whispers the name of every person you’ve ever loved.

rumour:

has it

giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

xxxkit:

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

(Source: asscrab)

xxxkit:

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

(Source: asscrab)

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

geekynproud13:

pullupthepoor:

holmes-sweet-holmes:

You know whats annoying? That it’s normal to know everything there is to know about football and know every players name and know the scores and dress up for games etc but god forbid someone knows all the actors of lord of the rings names and dresses up as a character for comic con, thats just SAD.

sOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

THANK YOU

Walking into McDonalds with more than $5

sodamnrelatable:

image

(Source: thisblogisbombtastic)

heartbreaks:

*lies in the sun for 5 mins*

wheres my tan

r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

image

“no.”

(Source: karemloo)