three-little-hellsings:

There is a story behind these mugs

three-little-hellsings:

There is a story behind these mugs

(Source: princusbeau)

officialwiccan:

peter pettigrew: snack runner, location tracker, undetectable rat-stealth, eyelash batter

remus lupin: reluctant moral compass, corruptible string-puller and loophole maker

sirius black: co-strategist, co-spell maker and implementer, casual inventor, laugh track

james potter: planner, grand unveiler, co-strategist, co-spell maker and implementer, extreme excuse-maker

dicksp8jr:

oh this fanfiction has an interesting summary and it’s even complete let’s see wha

I got up”

clicks out of tab

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(Source: thepacificrimjob)

  • me: walks into living room
  • tv: tonight on how its made
  • me: stands in same spot for 30 minutes watching how garbage bags are made
  • college: Why should we accept you
  • me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
  • college: damn son you in

ladymalchav:

nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays:

fangrrrling:

Because fat jokes are as awesome as rapey vampire jokes.

it’s not a fat joke he’s an actual elephant you idiot

Ganesha:

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from the show:

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srsly, one of the best sight gags they’ve ever done

even if you know nothing about Hinduism, how do you not remember this?

rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

(Source: neptunain)

owlmylove:

when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath

capleesi:

SHOTS FIRED